Boss: you’re working a double shift next tuesday Employee: no I’m not. Boss: oh, ok.

I wear the pants round here it seems.

do you work here?

so, ive concluded that we have millions of stories about stupid customers. We’ve all been there. The “Do you work here?” “Im looking for this thing, its [color] and [size] but i dont remember…” “wheres the bathroom” etc.

so ive developed this tumblr for entertainment. i want to hear your stories. you can write them however you want. write an essay, write it in dialogue form, or draw a comic if youre feeling creative. in any case, all stories will remain anonymous unless you want your tumblr or name posted.

it doesnt necessarily have to be at your job either. it could be something you witnessed at a store somewhere.

email me your stories! myretailstory@gmail.com